I soooo hate psych, I have to tear off the question list..


So I guess since the 1st feminist's Petersburg revolution, women really had made it forward..all around the world..and they had been conquering all area of mankind, and thats including our holy grail, medicine...

anyway, I know this is the 2nd time I rant about "sexist"/"feminist" in 2 months consecutively, but really, what happen today really ticked me off..

well, in case u're wondering, the most sexist subject (Infectious Disease) happened to be pretty un"Sexist" during the exam session, because Mrs Alpha Women dont make it to the exam session, so I guess it went along pretty fine. Though u can obviously see girls past it much easier than guys.But I guess all the male lecturers are too desperate for a one night stand since all the women they see happened to be infected with syphillis and what not..


BUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY REALLY2 SERIOUSLY, FATALLY, INJURED US THE MALE part of mankind..

Today we had our exam on Psyciatry (read: mad people disease..and their treatment, if its remotely possible), and u cannot believe how fuckingtard the Professor is!!!

I mean for God sake I know u are a guy (or are you?), so maybe he have this little inclination or irrational imagination since his world obviously evolved around his penis..but what he did was sooo unfair, unreliable, unprofessional, and I fucking believe it is even irrational...

u see...when a girl sat in front of him, he'll gleefully pretending to hear what she said while writing on the paper an "excellent" mark for the girl. While when a guy sat in front of him, with the lack of boobs I believe, he is too damn bored, that before even the guy had the chance to say anything, Sexist Prof decided and said "I will give you an average mark because I dont think u are a systematic person..will u agree?" WHAT FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT?? Its like asking and insulting and prejudicing all at one time...and when the guy dare to challenge his decision, he'll ask question like the guy had just passed his national board exam on psychiatry..

u see..I really have no hatred against women..that would be pretty much impossible...since I love them (in a way that I love whole mankind)..but I cant live with this "Mr Sexist" who think that just because I have a protruding organ somewhere below my navel, it makes me stupider than those who have an invaginating structure (pardon me the graphical statement)

I am sorry but I dont believe the generalization that all men are fucking idiot, and all girls who made it to medschool are fucking brilliant...no!!! The way girls answered just now, is the same like we guys did...they "goreng" here and there...they made mistakes, and some apparently couldnt even differ or define some terms...but it doesnt matter to Mr Sexist Prof, because he have this "obsessions" or even "delusions" that brain tissue can also grow within the mammary gland..so that makes girls have three brains and we guys got only one...

(sorry but I came from a psychoanalyst bloodline, so I am analyzing him)..

and who even give him the permission to insult student like that.."non-systematized"??? OMG go see you're own fucking lecture and define please "systematic"??? he cut and paste everything from e-medicine and pretending it is his own, while all the time have no idea what he is mumbling about...

seriously if u need a shrink, u dont see this one...because if u happen to have a dick, he'll declare u Schizophrenic and send u to some Gulag in Siberia (like they always did during the Stalin USSR)

so, with every hours passing during the exam session, my hatred towards him grow to the point that I actually prayed that I wont have to answer to him (I rarely done this because I think God knows what best for me), and thank God, He really helped me this time..because Zamir and I were the last two person that should have answered with him, but with the help from "above", he suddenly got an emergency call and had to leave the session....

I think male members now need a movement called "masculinist", so we can fight this type fucktard...I mean, feminist had won...they even have Female priest nowadays (do they called her "mother" instead of "father"??, nvm that)...this is a new era where we male need to fight for our equal right...

huh...isnt that sad??? that today we have to fight for our equal rights???

where are all the "masculinist" when we need one???

Disclaimer : by writing this post, author is not, in any way, consciously or not, express his anger towards women. He believed that women is equal to men, (like they always said), and will hold his belief firmly that we have the same amount of brain tissue, and while some are good at one field, others are better in other field. This is a post directly to criticize the practice of "sexism" in the isolated field of Volgo medical school.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~ !!! No surgery today (or at least, none that "huge pupil" have to attend to)..so I kinda lost my chance of a lifetime to do the intradermal stitches as medstudents.

Shit!!! i've been training whole night till dawn...and there's like 5 bananas wasted in the dustbin (mind you, banana is not cheap here)

Today is kinda lame. huge pupil have to attend the clinics and admissions dept, so he didnt really show up in class today. After he gave us some test, he went out, and only enter back 4 hours later with a smirk on his face. Thank God he gave us "zachot" without a hassle.

Anyway...I showed him my "intra-bananal stitch", and he actually smile (not smirk this time) and told me it "almost" correct. I got it wrong on the beginning of the stitches. So he showed us how to do it the correct way, and told me to get an even thinner stitching needle.

The picture above (clockwise)
1. my stitches
2. and 3. huge pupil correcting my stitches
4. not an intradermal stitches, rather a common technique used by most surgeon. It will leave an ugly, bad scar.

Before he left the classroom, I took a peak at the sole of his foot, and my......that is one big, hard, painful-looking calluses...it must be from the constant standing in the OT. I wonder if I manage to be a surgeon, with an undefinable-moderately-excessive BMI, maybe I will even get a flat foot.

Do you think I should offer him Huda's luxurious Avon foot care that I'm immersing into now? :P
(Read: partly metrosexual)

Anyway, he left me startled today in front all of his colleagues when I returned the keys to the office and one of his colleague (a surgeon with full-arms tatoo) said to me "You have closed the room, dont you, POTATO?)

shit........I've been the official POTATO of the Orthopedic Dept.

Ok, so this whole week I've been drooling my saliva on bad-ass surgeries, drills, hammer, chainsaw, piles of blood, excruciating trauma, new surgical and stitches technique and even the traumatologists ( u cant blame me...he got this huge , dilated pupils N DEEP BLUE EYES)

anyway....

"Huge pupil" (as what I and haneem consider to call him) really onehellofa surgeon.

Within this week, I've been amazed by his skill preparing prosthetic ligaments, drilling and penetrate knee joints with metal, stabbing ankle with what look likes a huuge nail, performing arthroscopy, and last but not least, did the cosmetically-proven meticulously-difficult intradermal stitches.

and unlike other surgeon who think that all medstudents are nerd bookworms, he actually care enough to show us up close about what he is actually doing ...(most surgeon-or even nurse- will keep us at a distance just so that we can be amazed by their ass wiggling now and then during the operation)

and unlike other surgical specialist too, this operation theatre seems fun...and...lively...You see most of the surgeon is young, so they are energetic, adrenaline-pumping, all alpha male and things, and make jokes, and even at a time flirts with the nurses. And i think they enjoy spilling the blood...muahahahahha...

not "huge pupil" though, he got a very soft voice (unmatch to that huge arms, and height), that we usually have to bend over just to lean our ear closer....or usually, we just pretend to hear what he said (and then ask my colleagues "Eh, apa dia cakap ha??")

Anyway...

"Huge pupil" is nice enough to show me up close how to do his legendary intradermal stitch. I read on the net it is rarely done , though very cosmetic..because its hard, and needs like..level 10 skills or whatever...He knew I am interested in that, that during the 2nd surgery and 3rd surgery, he offered me to do the stitches..its a great honor, but I'm not sterile you dumbass....I think he did it on purpose just for a hitch..

but then, he told me to get myself a stitching set and practice on banana...(or "potato", and then the wicked laugh), and said that I should master the skill and make him proud...(or maybe something else along that line...soft voice..hard to hear) :P

Tomorrow will be our last lesson, and if there's surgery, I might get my chance to do the stitches on real patient, not banana.....

until then..i still got 3 more bananas to be stitched..

u dont get to blame me for the lacking of post this past few weeks..

I (or we - the male gender), was being brutally abused by our alpha-women infectious disease lecturer, Ms Felixovna...

yes..like Felix the cat..only she is a lot more menace..and yes, she got that cat eyes, and paws, and she scratches, and bites..

the thing is...she is sooooooooo inclined to believe that all women is soooo much better than guys, (that she somehow believed its ok for the girls to arrived 10 minutes late, but continuously abusing guys who arrived 20 sec late!!) ..hey talk about feminism here...

I am not saying that guys are much better, or vice versa...that is a 100 year old debates...but if u happen to read this Ms Felixovna, I would really like to tell you that, having a thing dangling between your leg doesnt make you any less smarter than those having a cleavage..
(I am trying to be politically-correct here, so pardon the metaphors)

I can keep on bitchin' for another 10 minutes here about her...but the thing is..today is the last day I met her, and I actually managed to evade myself from engaging into any conversation with her this whole 2 weeks (huurraaaayyy!!!!)...you might say I wont learn anything doing that, but hey, she didnt get to make me feel like a lowlife either..

and to celebrate my triumphs over the evils feminist, I bake my first experimental Chicken Pie, and share it with females compatriots (sorry, feminism nightmare still lingering here...thus the communism synonym for "friends")

p/s : that title of this post doesnt make any sense at all...